Sports Visionary Gifts

"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."

Hopscotch leading to a basketball hoop.

Football players.

Midnight in Minnesota

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Other Cooperstown

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Pole Vault Rules

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"