Sports Village Visionary Gifts

'For our valiant athletes, this will be the open concept suite.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Deregulated Baseball

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Developers at small African village.

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

The Goodman Dynasty

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

Covid 19 Variant

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Business Slides.

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Midnight in Minnesota

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

"I appreciate your sense of irony, but you can't pay for a virtual reality headset with a bad check."

No More Waiting Around

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

"Mum says she wants to stay in her own home, but failing that, she'll settle for a villa in Spain."

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

"Hi! Welcome to Virtual Empathyzr. How can I help you?"

Thomas Tuchel

Covid Variants

"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."