Sports Victory Visionary Gifts

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Punt Cake

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Non Thought For The Day.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Bradley Wiggins

Fan-Centric Stadium

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Start up

Deregulated Baseball

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Your start-up team

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"Fire is going to be the new content."

Champion.

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

Covid 19 Variant

Career center: 'I'm planning to replace Katie Couric when she retires!'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."