Shoe Designer Prints

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

High heel

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Have you got any loafers ?

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

"Thanks to new insole technology, you can walk all over people and never feel a thing."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'I love these sneakers, but they're too expensive. Could I see something from his rookie years.'

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

'What do you think?'

'This new style should sell like hot cakes.' - 'It's big on the inside and small on the outside.'

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

"They're cheap, comfortable and well designed, haven't you got anything fashionable?"

"I stand corrected."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Stilettos Sharpened

Adjustment.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

Italian Leather Cow

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'