Designer Shoes Prints

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

A women in a shoeshop.

"I stand corrected."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Arr...Italian it be.

'Love the kitten heels!'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

High heel

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

Tartan Coats

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Stilettos Sharpened