Shoe Design Gifts

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Shoes.

"I stand corrected."

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Utility Chic.

Consenting Adults.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Crocodile Shoes

It bag and no knickers!