Stylish Footwear Gifts

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

We stock ALL sizes...

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

It bag and no knickers!