Stylish Footwear Gifts

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

"Bigfoot"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

Robot Jogger

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

We stock ALL sizes...

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.