Footwear Fashion Gifts

My flight back into town was kind of scary. It was so foggy, I couldn�t see the wingtips. Next time, wear penny loafers. They shiny pennies make them easier to see than wing tips.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Teenagers!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Tut and Carmen.

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

'Thank-you God.'

Wine Lady

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.