Footwear Gifts

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

'Ooooh, convertible!'

New Shoes.

Massive Footwear Clearance.

Have you got any loafers ?

Kangaroo shoes.

Shoe laces....

"Next time, don't bring my slippers while company's here."

"Bigfoot"

Military Recruiters...the latest combat boot. 'Can't find a job!? Have we got the boot for YOU!

Trying on boots

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

Vivienne Westwood

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

Summer feet.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Deer with flip-flops

"We´re into leather."

A bug's eye view of the sodbusters new clodhoppers

Monster slippers.

I'm scared of heights...goodbye platform boots!

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"You might consider new socks as well."

Has it stopped raining yet?

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Wasn't that nice? She said I had cute shoes.' 'Big deal. I'll bet if I were wearing red pumps I'd get comments too.' 'I'm sure you would.'

Orthapaedic shoemakers

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Are those Air-Soles?" "No, he's got his own pair."

'Looks like madam's in luck. Perhaps she can find something in the new shipment just coming in.'

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.