Footwear Maintenance Gifts

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'My feet are killing me.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Bigfoot"

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Vivienne Westwood

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Shoe repair

'Best to keep downwind.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Not you again, Achilles.

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Mischievous Pets