Footwear Maintenance Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Shoe addict.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Shoe repair

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Not you again, Achilles.

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Mischievous Pets