Foot Care Gifts

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Yes, sir, it's definitely a verruca!"

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'I'm a podiatrist, but I wouldn't say a chiropractor is my arch rival.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Podologist

"No, you can't just pay for the square inch where you were treated - Dr. Larkin charges by the foot."

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

The adoration of the gels.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.