Foot Care Gifts

Corn and Bunion plants.

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Yes, sir, it's definitely a verruca!"

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'I'm a podiatrist, but I wouldn't say a chiropractor is my arch rival.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Podologist

Young Dr. Scholl

"No, you can't just pay for the square inch where you were treated - Dr. Larkin charges by the foot."

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

The adoration of the gels.

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."