Footwear Pillows

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

'Yes, I have a smaller shoe, do you have a smaller foot?'

New Shoes.

Massive Footwear Clearance.

'Ooooh, convertible!'

Shoe laces....

"Next time, don't bring my slippers while company's here."

Kangaroo shoes.

Have you got any loafers ?

Orthapaedic shoemakers

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

I'm scared of heights...goodbye platform boots!

"Are those Air-Soles?" "No, he's got his own pair."

'Wasn't that nice? She said I had cute shoes.' 'Big deal. I'll bet if I were wearing red pumps I'd get comments too.' 'I'm sure you would.'

'Looks like madam's in luck. Perhaps she can find something in the new shipment just coming in.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'You know very well Simkins that we do NOT need to measure the lady's inside leg for boots!'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

Has it stopped raining yet?

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

"You might consider new socks as well."

Trying on boots

"These wellies keep my feet nice and dry..!"

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

Summer feet.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Deer with flip-flops

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The Dangers of Fashion

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

Military Recruiters...the latest combat boot. 'Can't find a job!? Have we got the boot for YOU!

A bug's eye view of the sodbusters new clodhoppers

Monster slippers.

"We´re into leather."