Shoes Pillows

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Love those shoes!

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

"I chose style over comfort."

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

". . .Before I decide, let me get some social validation."

"Aren't they killing you?"

Overpriced Sale!!!

Heel bar.

'Don't bother with the box - I'll be running out the shop without paying.'

'Ooooh, convertible!'

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Giant woman.

'They're worth more than our house.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I think we're in luck!"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

Shoe shop sign: 'Buy one, get one free.'