Shoe Accessories Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Useless add-ons.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

wattle covers

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

Scarf puts hat back on.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Do you do much walking?"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"