Shoe Accessories Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Useless add-ons.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Bigfoot"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

wattle covers

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I stand corrected."

Robot Jogger

A watch face with Stonehenge

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Vivienne Westwood

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

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