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"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

'Smart guy glasses.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Postes Modernes

'I'm tired for shopping, Joy. I just wanna sit down, and my shoulder hurts from carrying my purse.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"A man in my position makes enemies..."

Checking watch

"Why did I go in here!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Teenagers!'