Fashion Accessories Prints

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

'Smart guy glasses.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Postes Modernes

'I'm tired for shopping, Joy. I just wanna sit down, and my shoulder hurts from carrying my purse.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"A man in my position makes enemies..."

Checking watch

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'