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"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

'Lately, I've been feeling old and worn down.' 'Time wounds all heels.'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'$600 may be a lot for a pair of boots, but this was the best purchase of my life.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

Love those shoes!

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

"I chose style over comfort."

Clown Evolution.

'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

". . .Before I decide, let me get some social validation."

Giant woman.

Heel bar.

'They're worth more than our house.'

'Ooooh, convertible!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Overpriced Sale!!!

"I need my space...filled with shoes."

"Aren't they killing you?"

'Don't bother with the box - I'll be running out the shop without paying.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'

High heel

Shoe laces....

"I think we're in luck!"