Boots Pillows

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"Bigfoot"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Vivienne Westwood

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Consenting Adults.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Could you give us a push?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,