Boots Prints

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Shoe addict.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

New Shoes.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

We stock ALL sizes...

Consenting Adults.

'Could you give us a push?'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"