Shopping For Shoes Pillows

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Shoes.

"I stand corrected."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

How would Madam like to pay?

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Consenting Adults.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

We stock ALL sizes...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Crocodile Shoes

The Amazing Adjustable Heel

The girl with the sensible shoes.

It bag and no knickers!

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'