First Shoe Shopping Pillows

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"They're a little tight."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"There's no business like shoe business."

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Shoe Outlet

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'