First Shoe Shopping T-Shirts

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"They're a little tight."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"There's no business like shoe business."

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"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Yes, we even have shoe shopping. We just refer to it as 'sole' searching.'

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.