Shoe Shopping Skeptic T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that lovingly poke fun at the shoe shopping skeptic in your life. Comfortable, clever, and full of personality, these tees are ideal for those who take their shoe choices seriously... or not.

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Man's Heaven Versus Hell

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'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...' mockup

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

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"Do you do much walking?"

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"You need to lose 20 cable channels." mockup

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place." mockup

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic mockup

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

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"Nothing is ever in my size either." mockup

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.' mockup

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

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'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.' mockup

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

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'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?' mockup

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

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"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?" mockup

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

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"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

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"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?" mockup

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

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"Do they make my feet look big?"

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"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times." mockup

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

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"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes." mockup

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

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'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.' mockup

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

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"No open toes. I have a puppy."

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"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?" mockup

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

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End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

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'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.' mockup

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

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'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.' mockup

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

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"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?" mockup

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

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"There's no business like shoe business."

"There's no business like shoe business." mockup

"There's no business like shoe business."

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"You got hiking boot in 58?"

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"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?" mockup

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

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"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock." mockup

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

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Shoe Outlet

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Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center. mockup

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

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"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!" mockup

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

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'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?' mockup

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

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'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?' mockup

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

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'Okay, Pete - same time next year?' mockup

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

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'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on' mockup

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

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Shoe Shopping Skeptic T-Shirts Collection

Shoe Shopping Skeptic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring the shoe shopping skeptic’s humorous insights. Perfect for gifting or adding a touch of wit to your kitchen collection.

Shoe Shopping Skeptic Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows that capture the shoe shopping skeptic's personality. Perfect for adding a fun touch to any living space.

Shoe Shopping Skeptic Prints

Discover witty prints that celebrate the shoe shopping skeptic’s careful approach. Ideal for decorating and sparking smiles in any room.