Shopping For Shoes Gifts

"I'm looking for a good pair of energetic shuffling shoes."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

How would Madam like to pay?

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

The Amazing Adjustable Heel

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

Crocodile Shoes

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.