Shoe Shopaholic Gifts

'Yes, we even have shoe shopping. We just refer to it as 'sole' searching.'

'What does P.M.S mean?' 'Purchase more shoes!'

"Baldo, the point is cheaper...not more expensive!"

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Kensington Fluffies

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything