Shoe Shopping Addict Gifts

Shoe Outlet

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

Crocodile Shoes

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'Touching.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"You might consider new socks as well."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'Love the kitten heels!'