Shoe Shopping Warrior Gifts

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Changing Room Decisions

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

The Hooligan.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Trying on boots

"Try to put yourself in other people's shoes."