Shoe Shopping Warrior Gifts

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Changing Room Decisions

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

The Hooligan.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Trying on boots

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."