Foot Fashionistas Gifts

Shoe maker telling a woman she has an unusual shaped foot so he can make her a pair of shoes

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Shoe addict.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

We have skule clothes.

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Mischievous Pets

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Do you look like your pet ?

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Proper little princess.

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Nashville Peacock

Male and female shoes embracing.

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

BOGOF Shoes.

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Man with laces on his feet.