Shoe-making Gifts

'Now, isn't this better than cobbling shoes?'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Bigfoot"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"I stand corrected."

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Vivienne Westwood

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

We stock ALL sizes...

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Consenting Adults.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."