Shoe-making Mugs

'Now, isn't this better than cobbling shoes?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Shoes.

"I stand corrected."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

We stock ALL sizes...

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'