Shoemaking Mugs

"So you think you can cobble!"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

F&E Cobblers. It's time to start work. Let the heeling begin!

'Touching.'

Clown getting his enormous shoes shined

'The last of the Mohicans'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I stand corrected."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'They're pinching my toes!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Not you again, Achilles.

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Trying on boots

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Do these come in blue?'

'Love the kitten heels!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Arr...Italian it be.

Shop signs.