Shoemaking T-Shirts

"So you think you can cobble!"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Touching.'

Clown getting his enormous shoes shined

'The last of the Mohicans'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

A women in a shoeshop.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I stand corrected."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Not you again, Achilles.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Trying on boots

'Do these come in blue?'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Arr...Italian it be.

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

High heel