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'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A women in a shoeshop.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Is this about your raise?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Do these come in blue?'

Trying on boots

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Arr...Italian it be.

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

'Touching.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'Love the kitten heels!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker