Shoesmith Pillows

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

A women in a shoeshop.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Is this about your raise?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'Do these come in blue?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Trying on boots

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'Touching.'

Arr...Italian it be.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'