Boot Maker Gifts

'Look son, it's daddy.'

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Vivienne Westwood

Music producers.

George Martin

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Lionel Messi

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Trying on boots

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'Touching.'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Arr...Italian it be.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker