Bootmaker Gifts

Adjustment.

Man being measured for boots

'Touching.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"They're comfortable."

Build a Raft

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Vivienne Westwood

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Lionel Messi

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

Trying on boots

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.