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'Look son, it's daddy.'

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

New music conference

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Music producers.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'They're pinching my toes!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Trying on boots

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"You didn't shake out your boot."

'Touching.'

Arr...Italian it be.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"