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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A women in a shoeshop.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Great British Eccentrics.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hats and Food

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Robot Jogger

"I stand corrected."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'