Sportswear Stylist Gifts

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Duchess of Cambridge

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

Cat walking dog.

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Jeans sale

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Hurdles with Steps

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'I love it when people insist on matching their drink.'