Sportswear Stylist Pillows

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Robot Jogger

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Duchess of Cambridge

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Jeans sale

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

Cat walking dog.

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Love the kitten heels!'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Hurdles with Steps

'I love it when people insist on matching their drink.'