Sports Shoe Stylist Mugs

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

"I stand corrected."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

I love tennis

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Do these come in blue?'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Hurdles with Steps

High heel

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

Stilettos Sharpened

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

Designer Shoe Dwellers