Garment Inspector Gifts

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'My name is 'Dwight' but I'm a garment inspector so everyone just calls me '47'.'

Garment Inspectors Convention.

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'This ladder is rotten!'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Target practice

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Missing socks squad.

"Inspected by #16."

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

Free sample stand in food market.

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

The virtual vanity mirror.

"...he's the factory inspector."

Dodgy firework factory

"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."

"It's worse than it looks- he's the factory inspector."

'Clam chowder - ingredients: clams, potatoes, water, hydrolated plant protein, sodium phosphate, calcium carbonate,butylated hydroxytolune. For external use only.'

"Do you remember when food had food in it?"