Fashion Inspector Gifts

"Inspected by #16."

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

The Style of Elements

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"That shirt is so last year."

'I'll take it!'

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Mating rituals

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Western Outfitters.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'