Fashion Experimenter Gifts

"Admit it-you're curious what a snuggie feels like."

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'Darling, what's HAPPENED to us?'

Cowboy in a thong.

'Hey Ernie, are you wearing those new wonder-pants?'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy

"Alright, you can wear it, but only for Church."

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

"Seriously, Ed, do you think wearing your pants so low really makes you look younger?"

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I felt the need to be creative today."

Vera realised that the relationshipp was in trouble when she discovered that the basque Colin had bought for Xmas was not for her.

'I always look forward to casual Fridays...'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

Utility Chic.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Did I ever mention my husband and his cross dressing?'

He grew a ludicrous holiday beard.

"Look at my new tattoo...does it make me look real dangerous and stuff?"

'I'm sorry, Mr.Nesbitt - but there's no accounting for taste.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"Sorry to trouble you. But, was I sitting next to you at the launderette?"

A Tattooed man has a 'Place for Text'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Darling, spotting Todd Mason dressed as a woman - was that at the Palio in Siena or at the Day of the Dead in Oaxaca?"

"Now, if I were you I'd lose some weight, get contact lenses, put lifts in my shoes, wear a toupee, grow a moustache, and start smoking a pipe."