Style Experimenters Gifts

'That's a bit extreme, isn't it?'

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

"Well it was going to be a pony tail, but then I thought what the heck."

Hatcheck: "I think there's been some mistake..."

"A MOHAWK is what I get for asking for an affordable hair cut?!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"This is daring, but I like it."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Girl in cow onesie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

Western Outfitters.

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Bald Man Overcomb