Style Experimenter Gifts

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I stopped paying for diet plans and am using the savings to buy clothes two sizes too big.'

" and how's your Sharon getting on with her hairdressing course?"

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

Spray-on menswear. It's what the future is wearing.

Still in fashion

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'Can you tell me the time please?'

Man with spanner through his nose.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Failed Fashion Necks

"Cool outfit."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Menswear Changing Room. "Are you serious?"

"I realize you've been at loose ends lately, but having your ears pierced is not the answer."

The wardrobe of the damned.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I know! Let's go total gangsta rap style!"

"Wig or the wisp?"

Green waistcoat

"Believe me, the 'wizard of wall street' is very big with executives!"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Curling your hair for no reason

"I actually find my hair more manageable if I don't wash it for a few days.''

"You remind me of myself six months ago."

At fifty you get man bangs

Home hair styling

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I usually think of my style as quite '90s, but this year I'm trying something a little different."

"I know exactly what you want."

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.