Style Analyst Gifts

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Curling your hair for no reason

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

The Return Of The Minipants

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Bald Man Overcomb

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

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'That guy is SO tacky.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"It's just the boss building consensus."