Fashion Experimentalist Gifts

'I just realized I don't even work in this building, I've worn the same pantyhose for a week, and my name is Steve.'

"I know it's Casual Friday. The tie is a tattoo."

The Style of Elements

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Gift"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Interpretive napping

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Utility Chic.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Mall of ages

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Style

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'