Fashion Experimentalist Gifts

'I just realized I don't even work in this building, I've worn the same pantyhose for a week, and my name is Steve.'

"I know it's Casual Friday. The tie is a tattoo."

The Style of Elements

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Gift"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Interpretive napping

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Utility Chic.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Mall of ages

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Style

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."