Bold Fashion Experimenter Gifts

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Underweird bras."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Utility Chic.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Bland Leading the Bland

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear